More resume found poetry, from an epic 11-pager (I expect there will be more poems based on this resume):
What I Can Do For You
I can create almost anything that you imagine could be created.
Even things you considered impossible.
if I had sufficient resources,
I would already have created a vehicle capable of interstellar travel
which runs on gravitational energy and computer chips
the size of a molecule.
at this time,
I do not even have enough resources to support myself
and must offer my talent for 40+ hours per week in exchange for monetary compensation for mildly technical work.*
*Such as creating and maintaining Window’s and Web applications using Visual Studio.net and T-SQL to designing and developing commercial products or scientific devices using Autodesk Inventor/AutoCAD for mechanical components, PSpice for electronic components, Verilog/VHDL for logic design, and CMOS physical layout for silicon design, and many other tools including many that I developed.